Yeet'n Fast!

About Yeet a Burger

Founded in 2022, Yeet a Burger has been redefining what “fast food” means in the land of the Thunder Rock Protectorate.
(Protectorate of the thunder rock - located in Thunder rock park)

We don’t just make burgers. We yeet them.

At Yeet a Burger, we believe in pushing the limits of flavor, texture, and sometimes common sense. That’s why our cheese isn’t just cheese—it’s real, durable plastic, engineered to last longer than your cravings.

Our legendary menu includes:

• The Thunder Burger – Four beef patties stacked high, built to match the strength of the Thunder Rock itself.

• The Flamers – Not for the faint of heart: six whole chili peppers packed into one fiery bite.

• The Burgerless Burger – Just the buns. Because sometimes… less is more.

As of 2025, we’re still yeeting stronger than ever, serving up bold experiments yeeting burgers to your door.

At Yeet a Burger, we don’t just eat. We Yeet.